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    andwhatnotpoems:

    When you talk, my attention decays;
    At your voice, I slip into a daze.
    I look at your face
    but my mind is in space
    as I picture your death in fun ways.


    reblog or like if this made you think of someone

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    • 6 days ago
    • 2 notes
  • Seriously. Go to And Whatnot

    But props to all the people who literally just did the exact opposite of what I recommended.

    Actual blog: http://andwhatnotpoems.tumblr.com/

    • 1 week ago
  • Head to real blog

    Dear new followers, kindly head to my actual blog unless you want to continue following a blog that does nothing but try to get you to follow another blog. But I mean hey that’s your prerogative….

    http://andwhatnotpoems.tumblr.com/

    • 1 week ago
    • #follow
    • #new blog
  • If Greeting Cards Conveyed Accurate Sentiments: Graduation

    andwhatnotpoems:

    Dear Graduate,

    I stopped caring about graduations after I had my own. And really, look around at all the other hundreds of people that just accomplished the same thing; you know some of them are stupid. You know.

    Congrats, Grad!


    (Keep on the lookout for more from this series. They’ll be here all weekend. You can submit your own request (e.g. “I hate wishing my parents happy anniversary. I wasn’t even there…”) via my ask box OR my facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/AndWhatnotPoems)

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    • 1 week ago
    • 1 notes
  • Arrested Development: poem 3 of 5

    andwhatnotpoems:

    George Michale’s Love Life


    George Michael likes Maeby, for sure.
    This love for his cuz, he can’t cure.
    But his interest in Egg,
    a question, does beg:
    Let’s say it together, now: “….her?”

    Be on the lookout for number 4! Only two left!

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    • 3 weeks ago
    • 8 notes
    • #Arrested Development
    • #bluths
    • #george michael
    • #her?
  • Arrested Development: poem 2 of 5

    andwhatnotpoems:

    Why Buster should be the most feared man in the OC (don’t call it that):

    “You’re killing me” : his mother’s words,
    he raged when that maid lost his bird,
    part monster, part man,
    he has but one hand,
    and can be neither seen…nor heard.

    Be on the lookout for the next one! Only 3 left!

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    • 3 weeks ago
    • 2 notes
    • #Arrested Development
    • #buster
    • #bluths
  • Arrested Development: poem 1 of 5

    andwhatnotpoems:

    If Gob and Tobias had a marketing campaign:


    Gobias Industries
    works as a team.
    Analrapist magic
    makes our coffee steam.

    Success is a given:
    so we’re proud to say
    that half of all proceeds
    are to TBA.

    be sure to look for the next 1! 4 left! STEVE HOLT

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    • 3 weeks ago
    • 4 notes
    • #Arrested Development
    • #bluths
    • #gob
    • #tobias
    • #gobias
  • If you have somehow stumbled upon this blog…

    …please redirect yourself to the one where I actually post:

    http://andwhatnotpoems.tumblr.com/

    I thank you most kindly.

    enjoy!

    • 1 month ago
    • 6 notes
    • #follow
    • #new blogs
    • #poetry
    • #funny
    • #entertaining
    • #entertainment
  • Hey mofos

    head over to my actual blog. I wouldn’t let you follow this one for money, it is so boring.

    but THIS ONE ACTUALLY HAS SHIT, FOOLS : http://andwhatnotpoems.tumblr.com/

    • 4 months ago
  • to all the dumb shits who keep following this blog

    FOLLOW MY ACTUAL ONE http://andwhatnotpoems.tumblr.com/

    have a killer sunday.

    • 4 months ago
    • #follow
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